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1. Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erection are all about good blood flow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don't care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li'l guy.

2. Docyors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskings of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters.

3. The average male orgasm lasts six seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make sure we have for orgasms for everyone of theirs.

{mosimage}The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon."

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning madam. I've come to...."

Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.

"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies."

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Vikram, AJIT and Thalapathi’ Vijay die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says,"We only have one rule here in heaven:

Don't step on the ducks!". So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.

It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, VIKRAM accidentally steps on one.

{mosimage}Vaithy's law of machinery states that no machine can be mastered until it is harnessed to its maximum extent. Sometimes it really holds true along with computers / softwares. I just wanted to write about how well my decision to go for Sony Ericsson w700i an year ago. Ever since I moved to West Mambalam, going to office is a struggle everyday thanks to the famous traffic snarls of Chennai. When a rape is inevitable, just lie back and enjoy it. So I decided to carry my headphones everyday. The moment I kickstart my bike, I switch on the walkman of my mobile and cruise through the traffic. Now the stress is bit reduced thanks to the company of 'Maestro' Illayaraja and Vidyasagar. These days I don't dare to start without my accessories - headphones, thumb drive and wrist watch.

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